Animal Shenanigans: a Case of the Mondays

“Hey. Hey wake up. It’s 7:30 and you’ve got that meeting at 8:15”

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“I…uh…What? What time is it? Like, where am I even? Is this real?”
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I have a meeting. Right…meeting…okay, I’ll get up…
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Yeah, up…getting. Yeah…yeah…yeahnoooooo I can’t do it. I just can’t.
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Look, can you call them up and tell them I’m sick or something? I’ve, uh, got flipperitis. Of the flipper. 
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And now I’m at the hospital and everything is terrible, and that I’m sorry I couldn’t make it, but please ask for their thoughts and prayers as I go into the surgery room for flipperitis….oh, it’s so terrible…
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….think they’ll buy it?
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No?! UGHHHHHHH I DON’T WANNA GET UP.

I feel you, sea lion.

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